Our father which art in the castle,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy next four-year-term come.
Thy will be done in the jungle
As it is in the republic.
Give us this day, please, our daily bread.
And forgive your critics and the opposition.
As we are all one people.
Lead us not into misery and ethnic conflicts.
But deliver us from thieves, criminals and traitors –
For yours is the whole nation.
If you fulfill our needs,
The power and the votes are all yours.
Forever and ever,